What Sort of “Late” Are You?

Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Late? How so? Are you…

—Late for dinner?

—Fashionably late?

—Late as in deceased? Passed on? No more? Ceased to be? Expired? Stiff? And possibly even dead?

—Late as in…holy pregnant pauses?!! Am I’m going to be a daddy?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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Worship You Forever?

Pencils by Bob Powell from the story "I Was the Loneliest Girl in School" in HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950.

Pencils by Bob Powell from the story “I Was the Loneliest Girl in School” in HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950.

As with all the other women I’ve worshipped, I’m willing to make cash donations after services.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

It Begins Simply

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story "Her Engagement Ring" in FIRST KISS #22, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Her Engagement Ring” in FIRST KISS #22, 1961.

Fancy weddings are like sex—over too soon after spending all that money!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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What Was That?

Pencils by Sam Citron from the story "I Lived a Lie" in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Pencils by Sam Citron from the story “I Lived a Lie” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Those noises coming from Thad’s apartment are so odd. Squeaking bed springs. Giggling. Moaning. It almost sounds like someone having sex.

But…that can’t be. I’m not in there with him. And he promised to wait until I’m ready.

And it’s only been three years!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
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Contest Winners: Rumtha and Tony Isabella

Cry Me a Winner

 

What are the six words that make women (or men) cry? After considering contest submissions via my website, Facebook and e-mail, I picked this nifty six-word wonder from Rumtha:

“Silly boy–of course size matters!”

Runner up submission from Tony Isabella: “Mom is moving in with us.”

Congratulations Rumtha and Tony!

See many of the other contest entries here on Facebook.

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August 31st, 2014

Wireless Whoopie

Meanwhile, back in 1951…
See the original 1951 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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UPSET MAN: No Wi-Fi? But then...we’ll have to be in the same room to have sex!
Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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